~~~To: You Silly Humans
From: Me! The Queen of the Faeries, naturally!
How perfectly delicious! Imagine: me, Queen Titania, a guest blogger at Stop, Drop, and Read! I am going to need a long, luxurious spa vacation just to recover from the thrill. Bring on the hot stone massage, boys!
See, this is a perfect example of why I am so sick of being Queen of the Faeries. Being human is way more fun! The status and influence I enjoy being the supreme ruler of all things magical is nothing compared to the attention you humans get by blogging! Yes, I have unimaginable powers. But I don’t get comments, do I? I don’t get to run book giveaways, do I? Honestly, sometimes being immortal is just so limiting.
The truth hurts, but I can’t just click the heels of my magic Manolos and make it go away. I’m a rockin’ faery queen and Diana Dang’s a lowly human teen, but while I’m stuck discussing cinema with a bunch of trolls, Diana can just sit at her computer and tell the whole wired universe what she thinks of the new Harry Potter movie! And while we’re on the subject, is it me, or does that adorable Ginny Weasley look like she’s going to grow up to be Maureen Johnson? See for yourself!
A charming person, that Maureen, especially for a mortal. She keeps asking me for book ideas, but I just say no! I’m too busy feeding plots to the writers of “The Office.”
Speaking of work, mine is never done — “uneasy lies the updo that wears the crown,” as I once told my old pal Bill Shakespeare. Must run, darlings; I have a realm to rule, after all.
Or do I? It’s a tempting notion, really…I mean, what would happen if I ditched the faery realm once and for all and devoted myself to having fun fun fun, human style? That wouldn’t be the end of the world, now, would it? Hmmm...
Love from the royal me,
~~~Actually, I haven't gotten the chance to watch Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince yet! I honestly got lost after the third movie... But let's go to the more important things, shall we?
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